There’s a lot of cool, crazy stuff to find at New York Comic Con. You can buy toys, costumes, swords, movies, Japanese erotica — you name it. Some booths at the show, though, are just weird. I have no idea why they’re there, but they’re right in the middle of the floor (or in the case of Smirnoff, in the middle of a panel queue area). Here are the booths at NYCC that really don’t belong there. “Exclusively for Everybody” probably isn’t the best message you want to send at a convention that has tons of people under 21. This Smirnoff booth held an early afternoon tasting session of its vodka, the connection of which to geek culture I really don’t see. Okay, pretty much everyone at the show has a smartphone, and I’d say a majority of them watch streaming media (#CrunchyrollAndWeebOut), but while AT&T offering to charge peoples’ phones at the show is nice, a whole booth for the company is weird. What, should Con-Ed have opened up a booth next to it because we all use electricity, too?

I get the appeal of adult-sized bean bag chairs that can replace sofas — I really do — but besides their quirkiness, they don’t really make sense at a convention like this. wheelchair lift van rental houstonAnd, well, you’re looking at the potential for some extensive BO absorption in that soft, comfortable fabric. backpack beach chair sydneySpeaking from experience, giant bean bags aren’t as great for home furniture as you might think. backpack beach chair sydneyNow, the handheld games area at PAX East? office chairs price in islamabadThey’re awesome for that.wedding chair covers in lancashire

Sweet, you can take a photo of yourself “lifting a car” for some superhero cred at this booth! chiavari chairs for purchaseWhat’s the booth for? baby bouncy chair ikeaCarlister, a social network for buying and selling cars. zero gravity chair replacement cushionAnd yet, the car you can lift is a taxi. where to buy chicco 360 chairWhich just makes things more confusing. This isn’t demographically weird, it’s geographically weird. New York Comic-Con takes place in New York City. Where most of the people here don’t actually drive (the traffic’s bad and there’s no parking). That said, plenty of people came in from out of town, but if they drove, they already have car insurance and like everyone else on the planet has already heard of Geico.

So why literally park a bus in the middle of the show floor? Not to be one-upped by Geico, Progressive had a stealth presence at NYCC. You can use Twitter to summon a Progressive-branded unicorn to stand in line for you! Man, I don’t know, either. Chevy often has booths (well, tiny parking lots without walls, inside a building) at shows like NYCC and PAX East. And, to be fair, they often give away very nice t-shirts of the events. Besides the shirts, though, there’s no thematic connection to the cultural spectacle happening all around it. Once again, it’s just: let’s park a vehicle in the middle of all of these nerds. Apparently Marriott sponsored Twitch’s live stage at NYCC, so they set up a weird kind-of set depicting a Marriott cafe thing? Guys, I know you have a sort of sci-fi storyline thing going on with your albums that no one really cares about, but that doesn’t justify setting up a merch table for your band at this show.That makes sense at NYCC, right?

That’s an M&Ms booth. Selling Star Wars M&Ms products. Obi-Wan Orange looks incredibly stoned. Ghostery isn’t about the supernatural. It isn’t even about Pac-Man, despite the cute mascot. It’s a privacy software company. So, basically, if you’re a company and want to advertise, New York Comic Con doesn’t mind if you don’t fit in. Price: $99.99 From: Amazon Make your own popcorn and sit in your own chair to enjoy your next movie flick. Thank you for visiting Awesome Waste of Money. If you like what you see, tell us by simply clicking the Stumbleupon icon below. We generate our buzz collectively so we appreciate the support :)Add to Flipboard Magazine. Well, this argument about whether Donald Trump or Megyn Kelly is the biggest sexist is officially OVER, even more than when Bristol Palin finally commented on the situation, because Ted Nugent has spoken, and what do you know, he said something really gross. You see, he COMES down on the side of Donald Trump, except for when he’s CUMMING on his television, because Megyn Kelly is on the screen, being all dreamy-like, and the combination of that, and the phallic gun in his hand, and the fact that he is SITTING THERE NAKED, just overtakes his NOOOOGE Peen, and he can’t help but squeeze off a couple rounds.

Rich Lowry only WISHES his Sarah Palin Penile Starbursts had this much muzzle velocity: During an Aug. 12 appearance on WIBX’s Keeler in the Morning, Nugent defended Trump, whom he says is his favorite presidential candidate, by making crude comments about Kelly and suggesting she may be becoming “stupid.” Nugent said, “I’m a big fan of Donald Trump because I believe in bold, aggressive, unapologetic truth. And I’m not a fan of Megyn Kelly, although I often turn on Fox just to look at her. Sometimes when I’m loading my [gun ammunition] magazines, I like to just look at her. And I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff.” Well that’s fucking gross, and not actually funnier, as Nugent claims, than Richard Pryor. (Yes, he said that, we are not lying.) Nugent says Kelly’s really bad journalism wasn’t just bad because she said rude mean things to his boyfriend Donald Trump about how he calls ladies “fat pigs” and accuses them of bleeding out all over the place during debates, but also because Kelly is usually such a GOOD JOURNALIST, and probably also because he usually sits there dribbling sad NRA jizz all over his leg when he sees her on the TV.

But when Kelly said the mean stuff to Trump, he probably lost his hate boner, which made the gun penis on his thigh look even bigger than the human penis between his legs usually does: “Megyn Kelly absolutely broke all of our hearts as only a Megyn Kelly could when she went into the status quo world. She isn’t status quo, but she started acting, and sounding, and looking like one, and I don’t believe she is. I think she is playing some games, either that or she’s getting bad advice, either that or she’s just getting stupid. Either way, Donald Trump is the good guy, currently Megyn Kelly ain’t.”Well, Wonkers, out of respect for the fact that you probably left this post two paragraphs ago to throw up all the food you’ve ever eaten in your entire life, we’ll just end this post now, unless you want to go listen to that song where Nugent and Mike Huckabee  — WAIT, DID NUGE AND HUCKABEE BREAK UP??? — sing about stroking pussies, in which case it’s your funeral, bro.